YELTZLAND CONTENTS

All About Halesowen Town

What do you what to know today?

We've got a short summary of our glorious history, how to get to the ground and other such dull but worthy subjects.

Why Yeltz?

It's the question on everyone's lips. Why the hell are you called The Yeltz? We got two answers, a boring pseudo-historical one and a much more likely one. Take your pick.

Feeling homesick?

Or maybe you're planning that dream holiday of a lifetime to sunny Halesowen? Then why not look at some lovely pictures of the oldest football ground in the world (it is - it's just we can't prove it!):

• We've now got a "live" view of The Grove from a camera hidden in a secret location.
• There's also an overhead view from a Bulgarian Secret service satellite.
• Or for a nerds-eye view, check out the Virtual Grove.

Have your own say

Play Fantasy Island

You've probably all heard of (and played) Fantasy Football, the game where you have to pick a team of Premiership footballers and get points depending on how well they do. Well this is a smaller and tackier version of that, so hence the name - Fantasy Island

The idea is simple: all you have to do is to predict the scores of Halesowen games. The points you get are as follows:

• Getting the result correct - 5 pts
• Getting the Halesowen score correct - 3 pts
• Getting the opposition score correct - 2 pts

Therefore there are 10 points available for each game. The winner is (obviously) the person who gets the most points at the end of the season. You can see how everyone is getting on on the Official Scoreboard.

The prize? You'll officially be known as the most knowledgeable Yeltz fan in the world (and possibly a fantastically stylish Fantasy Island T-shirt although I'm very lax on doing this so don't hold your breath)

If you want to play, first you need to register your details - basically we need to know who you are, an email address, and a password so no-one can forge your results. Then simply logon using the form above right and enter your predictions.

Good Luck!
Poll

Monthly Competitions

A new feature this season. Just to keep everyone's interest up throughout the season, there will now be a monthly competition - you can probably work out how it works. No prizes for this I'm afraid :-(

Previous Competitions

The inaugural competition ended in a tie between Andi Mohr and Sean Jackson, then the extravaganza was won by the mighty Kev Without Trev Crook - now a double winner after taking the title again in 2004. The 2001 title was taken by Steve Smith, Nigel Crumpton won in 2002, and then David H took the crown in 2003. 2005 saw Anna was a welcome first female winner of the title, and then 2006 saw DJ (Dave Johnson) finally take the title.

Our current 2007 champion is Darren Marklew

• 2006-2007 Final Scoreboard
• 2005-2006 Final Scoreboard
• 2004-2005 Final Scoreboard
• 2003-2004 Final Scoreboard
• 2002-2003 Final Scoreboard
• 2001-2002 Final Scoreboard
• 2000-2001 Final Scoreboard
• 1999-2000 Final Scoreboard
• 1999 Final Scoreboard

Odd Stuff

We've got a few bits and pieces you might find interesting.

• If you're feeling stressed, why not visit the Andy Bradley Shrine - a quiet corner to reflect on the greatness of Lord Bradley.
• Or why not relive Les Prosser's goal at Gresley, one of the legendary moments in the history of Halesowen world football.

News Archive

We've now got a comprehensive news archive telling the story of The Yeltz back until time began - well August 1997 but it is growing :-)

Anorak Corner

Results/Fixtures/Tables

As well as being able to see Yeltz fixtures and results, or the latest table, you can now find the results for any team in any season, or at the table on any date (well back to 1995-96 anyway):

Scorers

A breakdown of who scored how many from 1995-96 onwards.